Husband and Wife (Joke Series)

Since I haven been updating lately, and i dun think I will in these few days, I'll post jokes from time to time to "entertain" u guys...hope it'll at least let u relax and hav a good laugh or even a small chuckle....Hey, did u know? Laughing is always the best medicine =D~

ps: got this from e-mail XD thnx to the sender~  oh~ not to forget a daily pic for each post~


Dear all,

Have a good laugh -- it's really good for you lah.

Husband: Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It means, Without Information, Fighting Everytime! Wife: No darling, it means, With Idiot For Ever   ************ ********* ********* ********* Wife: I wish I was a newspaper, So I'd be in your hands all day. Husband: I too wish that you were a newspaper, So I could have a new one everyday.   ************ ********* ********* ********* Doctor: Your husband needs rest and peace. Here are some sleeping pills. Wife: When must I give them to him? Doctor: They are for you   ************ ********* ********* ********* Wife: I had to marry you to find out how stupid you are. Husband: You should have known it the minute I asked you to marry me.   ************ ********* ********* ********* Husband: Today is Sunday & I have to enjoy it. So I bought 3 movie tickets. Wife: Why Three? Husband: For you and your parents   ************ ********* ********* ********* Wife: What will you give me if I climb the great Mount Everest ? Husband: A lovely Push...!!!