Make sure u don't laugh ur heads off.......lol...
1 Physics...... The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action.
2 A chicken sandwidch walked into the bar, ordered some food and beer. The bartender says: "Sorry, we don't serve food here".
3 Don't judge a book by it's cover -- judge it by the movie.
4 This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! ... Now read without the word dog.
5 Borrow money from pessimists--they don't expect it back
6 toilet paper Whats dumb? Instructions on toilet paper. Whats dumber than that? reading them. Whats even dumber? Reading them and learning something. Dumbest of all? Reading them and having to correct something you've been doing wrong.
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