Chemistry in Final Fantasy version

having a hard time remembering the elements of periodic table?....here's a nice way to memorize juz for final fantasy fans...-> final fantasy periodic table ^_^ cool huh? it looks way more easier to memorize than juz staring at the periodic table blankly ( for me at least)...

Questions you might not get right...

this one is in chinese.....

1位1年級的女老師最近被他的1個學生所困擾。
老師問：『你怎麼了？』
學生回答說：『我太聰明了，1年級對我來說太簡單了。我比我姐姐都聰明，可是她卻在3年級。我覺得我也應該上3年級！』
老師已經受夠他了。於是她把學生帶到了校長辦公室。她向校長解釋了一下學生的情況。校長建議應該給學生1個測試，如果他答錯了任何1個問題，他就應該待在1年級裡。老師同意了 學生被叫進了辦公室，老師向他說明了校長的意思，學生也同意了。
校長：『3乘3等於幾？』
學生：『9』
校長：『6乘6等於幾？』
學生：『36』
就這樣，校長問了很多3年級的問題，學生都回答正確。
於是校長對學生的老師說：『我想他可以到3年級上課了。』
學生的老師說：『讓我問他幾個問題吧。』
校長和學生都同意了。
老師：『什麼東西牛有4個而我只有2個？』
學生：『腿。』
老師：『什麼東西你褲子裡有而我的褲子裡沒有？』（校長對學生老師問的問題感到很奇怪，她為什麼要問這些問題，校長想。）
學生：『口袋。』
老師：『什麼東西以C開頭，T結尾，上面有很多毛，橢圓型，含有令人陶醉的，乳白色的液體？』
校長的眼睛睜著大大的，想阻止老師繼續問下去
學生回答說：? 『椰子（Coconut）。』
老師：『什麼東西進去的時候是即紅又硬，而出來的時候是軟的、有黏液的？』
學生：『泡泡糖。』
老師：『什麼事情男人要站著做，女人坐著做，狗用3條腿做？』
學生：『尿尿。』
老師想了一想說：『現在我將問你幾個'你猜我是什麼'的問題，可以嗎？』
學生：『好的！』
老師：『你用棍橕在我的裡面，把我頂上，再把我支起來。而我在這之前就變濕了。』
學生：『帳篷。』
老師：『手指會進入我。當你煩躁的時候你會玩弄我。最好的男人一直會有我。』
學生：『結婚戒指。』
老師：『進入過我的東東有大有小。當我不舒服的時候，我就會滴下水滴。當你吹我的時候，你會感到很舒服。』
學生：『鼻子。』
老師：『我有1個堅硬的杆。我的頭可以插入到別的東東。隨後，那東西就會全身顫抖。』
學生：『箭。』
老師：『什麼單詞以F開頭，K結尾，並且有讓人興奮的意思。』(FUCK??)
學生：『救火車（Firetruck）。』
老師的問題終於問完了，校長鬆了一口氣，
擦了擦額頭上的汗說：『讓學生到5年級吧!剛剛你問的那十道題我都全答錯了。』...
老師又問：『當我摸摸你的那裡，同時也摸摸我的那裡，然後掰開我的，塞進你的，我是在做什麼?』
學生：『扣釦子。』
校長：『讓他到6年級吧...= =||』

Political Joke....lolx

You could have read this before. Nevertheless, it's still good humour to enlighten your "stressful" day...


State of Intelligence

Abdullah Badawi was visiting Singapore and during a meeting with ex-PM Lee, he commented to him that he was so disappointed with his cabinet people for being stupid, and asked him how he managed to have such an efficient cabinet in Singapore . PM Lee said, 'Simple, Abdullah, I choose able men for my cabinet.' Abdullah asked, 'Yes, but how do you know that they are able?' PM Lee replied : Just ask them simple questions to test their intelligence. They don't need to be too difficult. Let me illustrate to you. Just then, DPM Tony Tan was walking by, PM Lee called out to him, 'Hey Tony,come over here.' Tony walked briskly over and PM Lee asked, 'Tell me, Tony, who is your father's son ?'


Tony Tan immediately replied, 'Me ! Of course.'


PM Lee turned to Abdullah and said, 'See, all my ministers can answer such questions. Why don't you go back and try?' Abdullah thanked PM Lee and left for Putra Jaya. Once he was back, he immediately summoned Home Minister Syed Hamid, and shot the question at him, 'Tell me, Hamid, who is your father's son?' Syed Hamid was shocked beyond words and did not know how to answer. He recovered after a while, and said, 'Boss, let me find out and I'll tell you tomorrow.' Abdullah, a bit disappointed, agreed, hoping that Syed Hamid will give him the answer the next day.

Meanwhile, Syed Hamid was panicking that the PM was testing him. He tried desperately to find out the answer from his staff, but none of them knew the answer. The next morning, he thought a smart guy like Anwar must know the answer. So he phoned and when Anwar picked up the phone, Syed Hamid said: 'Hello, Anwar !!, I want to ask you a question. If you do not willingly give me the answer, I shall have you detained under the ISA.' Anwar then agreed reluctantly and Syed Hamid asked: "Tell me, who is your father's son?' Anwar who was fuming at having been threatened over such a trivial question replied: 'Of course it's me, you stupid!' and he slammed the phone down. Satisfied that he got the answer, Syed Hamid confidently walked into Abdullah's office and said: 'Boss, I've got the answer to your question.' Abdullah, happy that his minister wasn't that dumb, said, 'So tell me quickly Hamid, who is your father's son?' Syed Hamid confidently replied, 'It's ANWAR!' Abdullah slapped his own forehead in disgust and said: "No you stupid! It's TONY TAN!'

Muthu and Interviewer....(Jokes)

MUTHU & THE INTERVIEWER
Interviewer : What is your birth date? Muthu : 13th October Interviewer : Which year? Muthu : ... EVERY YEAR

MUTHU & HIS MANAGER Manager asked to Muthu at an interview... . Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it? Muthu replied: P-O-S-T-B-O- X

MUTHU & LONDON TRIP After returning back from a foreign trip, Muthu asked his wife, Do I look like a foreigner? Wife : No! Why? Muthu : In London, a lady asked me, "Are you a foreigner?". . that's why ... Wife : SHOCKED!

MUTHU & TOURIST One tourist from U.S.A.asked to Muthu whether any great man born in this village or not .. and Muthu said .. "No sir, only babies were born here .. "

MUTHU & HIS EXPERIMENT Muthu was doing experiment with cockroach. First he cut it's one leg and told WALK. WALK. Cockroach walked. Then he cut it's second leg and told the same. Cockroach walked. Then cut the third leg and did the same. At last he cut it's fourth leg and ordered it walk! But cockroach didn't walk. Suddenly Muthu said loudly, "I found it. If we cut cockroach's four legs, it becomes deaf. Muthu become a saint!

MUTHU & DRIVER When Muthu was travelling with his wife in a motorised tricycle, the driver adjusted mirror. Muthu shouted, "You are trying to see my wife ? Sit back. I will drive.

MUTHU GOES TO HOTEL Muthu went in a hotel. To wash hands he went to the washbasin. There he started washing the basin. Seeing this, the manager asked what was he doing. Muthu pointed towards the board "WASHBASIN "

MUTHU & INTERVIEWER - FINAL PART Interviewer : Just imagine your in 20th floor in a building, it caught fire and how will you escape ? Muthu : It's simple.. I will just stop my imagination .. :)

Oh .. i forgot . the funniest part .. On a political rally Muthu was arrested. Why ???????????? Because, a woman journalist walking with a badge wrote "PRESS" on her right chest ... and he did it !

Printer Error....(Joke)

Just for laugh ...
Call to technical support:

Caller: Hi, our printer is not working.
Customer Service: What is wrong with it?
Caller: Mouse is jammed.
Customer Service: Mouse? And how it is related to printer?
Caller: Mmmm.. Wait, I will send a picture.

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Ah Beng Jokes ( the last one is one of the best)

Have fun!

Ah Beng bought a new mobile. He sent a message to everyone from his Phone Book & said, 'My Mobile No. Has changed. Earlier it was Nokia 3310. Now it is 6610'
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Ah Beng : I am a Proud, coz my son is in Medical College. Friend: Really, what is he studying. Ah Beng: No, he is not studying, they are Studying him.
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Ah Beng : Doctor, in my dreams, I play football every night. DR: Take this tablet, you will be ok. Ah Beng : Can I take tomorrow, tonight is final game.
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Ah Beng : If I die, will u remarry? Wife: No! I'll stay with my sister. But if I die will u remarry? Ah Beng : No, I'll also stay with your sister.
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Ah Beng : People consider me as a 'GOD' Wife: How do you know?? Ah Beng : When I went to the Park today, everybody said, Oh GOD! U have come again.
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Ah Beng complained to the police: 'Sir, all items are missing, except the TV in my house.' Police: 'How the thief did not take TV?' Ah Beng : 'I was watching TV news...'
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Ah Beng comes back 2 his car & find a note saying 'Parking Fine' He Writes a note and sticks it to a pole 'Thanks for compliment.'

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How do you recognize Ah Beng in School? He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher erases the board.
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Once Ah Beng was walking he had a glove on one hand and not on other. So the man asked him why he did so. He replied that the weather forecast announced that on one hand it would be cold and on the other hand it would be hot.
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Ah Beng in a bar and his cellular phone rings. He picks it up and says 'Hello, how did you know I was here?'

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Ah Beng : Why are all these people running? Man - This is a race, the winner will get the cup Ah Beng - If only the winner will get the cup, why others running?
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Teacher: 'I killed a person' convert this sentence into future tense Ah Beng : The future tense is 'u will go to jail'

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Ah Beng told his servant: 'Go and water the plants!' Servant: 'It's already raining.' Ah Beng : 'So what? Take an umbrella and go.'


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A man asked Ah Beng why Ahmad Badawi goes walking in the Evening and not
in the morning Ah Beng replied Ahmad Badawi is PM not AM

T_T banned from comp....again....

ahhhhh spm coming, but b4 that....mid yr 1st....T____T noooo....and i m banned from my comp....again...i think this is the 5th time i said it....swt....since i can't on9 for long....( i used other reasons to on the comp) the least i can do is to post up sum jokes for u guys ( and gurls)....hope u enjoy them ^_^wish everyone good luck in all events u guys participated ( sports, quiz, competition...etc..) and for form 3s' , pmr....form 5s' spm , seafieldians mid yr exam and also love life ( if any)....

Greenz....not again...

taadaa~ presenting the cans n bottles

Recycling...great....not that thing again....coz of pn d., we have to make posters, movable icons...and a jingle...n other stuff to encourage c'fieldians to recycle....haihz...however i had fun planning wif my classmates....pei qi invited me to the poster group so i accepted....end up helping out wif the poster....i draft sumthing out, ask her if its ok...she say np...so i get manila card from aziem n go home draw...( 2posters) i din do any hw that day...finished at 12.ooam....@_@...luckily it was acceptable...happy wif the result though^^.....-1 week of preparing for 5R week tml-...pls comment....thnx....btw... was lazy to colour the whole thing...so i oni shaded...XD

やれやれ。。。yare yare。。。。blue day

blue青い...海と空の色

today....once again...i'll be distanced wif a fren again...we'll still be frens but i'll miss the days together....1st it was Ai Lin....now its Wan Yin....however, i still wish u all th best ^^ and hope u enjoy the environment at Shen Zhen...its not a bad place afterall...most of us wore blue today...hahaha...teacher wanted a colour theme for everyweek

life is full of unexpected things....sometimes something good happens..sometimes the opposite...and sometimes..its just plain....XD randomness symdrome...hahaha....

oh ya...finally done the sivik project...here's the result: