my blog....about me n my interests i guess...i'll try to update often...pls gimme some comments to improve it thx~~ ^_^
HOPE U ENJOY!!~~ HAVE A NICE DAY~~XD~
having a hard time remembering the elements of periodic table?....here's a nice way to memorize juz for final fantasy fans...-> final fantasy periodic table ^_^cool huh? it looks way more easier to memorize than juz staring at the periodic table blankly ( for me at least)...
You could have read this before. Nevertheless, it's still good humour to enlighten your "stressful" day...
State of Intelligence
Abdullah Badawi was visiting Singapore and during a meeting with ex-PM Lee, he commented to him that he was so disappointed with his cabinet people for being stupid, and asked him how he managed to have such an efficient cabinet in Singapore .PM Lee said, 'Simple, Abdullah, I choose able men for my cabinet.'Abdullah asked, 'Yes, but how do you know that they are able?'PM Lee replied : Just ask them simple questions to test theirintelligence. They don't need to be too difficult. Let me illustrateto you.Just then, DPM Tony Tan was walking by, PM Lee called out to him, 'Hey Tony,come over here.'Tony walked briskly over and PM Lee asked, 'Tell me, Tony, who is your father's son ?'
Tony Tan immediately replied, 'Me ! Of course.'
PM Lee turned to Abdullah and said, 'See, all my ministers can answer such questions. Why don't you go back and try?'Abdullah thanked PM Lee and left for Putra Jaya.Once he was back, he immediately summoned Home Minister Syed Hamid, and shot the question at him, 'Tell me, Hamid, who is your father's son?'Syed Hamid was shocked beyond words and did not know how to answer. He recovered after a while, and said, 'Boss, let me find out and I'll tell you tomorrow.'Abdullah, a bit disappointed, agreed, hoping that Syed Hamid will give him the answer the next day.
Meanwhile, Syed Hamid was panicking that the PM was testing him. He tried desperately to find out the answer from his staff, but none of them knew the answer.The next morning, he thought a smart guy like Anwar must know the answer. So he phoned and when Anwar picked up the phone,Syed Hamid said: 'Hello, Anwar !!, I want to ask you a question. Ifyou do not willingly give me the answer, I shall have you detained under the ISA.'Anwar then agreed reluctantly and Syed Hamid asked: "Tell me, who is your father's son?'Anwar who was fuming at having been threatened over such a trivial question replied: 'Of course it's me, you stupid!' and he slammed the phone down.Satisfied that he got the answer, Syed Hamid confidently walked into Abdullah's office and said: 'Boss, I've got the answer to yourquestion.'Abdullah, happy that his minister wasn't that dumb, said, 'So tell me quickly Hamid, who is your father's son?'Syed Hamid confidently replied, 'It's ANWAR!'Abdullah slapped his own forehead in disgust and said: "No you stupid! It's TONY TAN!'
MUTHU & THE INTERVIEWER Interviewer : What is your birth date? Muthu : 13th October Interviewer : Which year? Muthu : ... EVERY YEAR
MUTHU & HIS MANAGERManager asked to Muthu at an interview... . Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it? Muthu replied: P-O-S-T-B-O- X
MUTHU & LONDON TRIPAfter returning back from a foreign trip, Muthu asked his wife, Do I look like a foreigner? Wife : No! Why? Muthu : In London, a lady asked me, "Are you a foreigner?". . that's why ... Wife : SHOCKED!
MUTHU & TOURISTOne tourist from U.S.A.asked to Muthu whether any great man born in this village or not .. and Muthu said .. "No sir, only babies were born here .. "
MUTHU & HIS EXPERIMENTMuthu was doing experiment with cockroach. First he cut it's one leg and told WALK. WALK. Cockroach walked. Then he cut it's second leg and told the same. Cockroach walked. Then cut the third leg and did the same. At last he cut it's fourth leg and ordered it walk! But cockroach didn't walk. Suddenly Muthu said loudly, "I found it. If we cut cockroach's four legs, it becomes deaf. Muthu become a saint!
MUTHU & DRIVERWhen Muthu was travelling with his wife in a motorised tricycle, the driver adjusted mirror. Muthu shouted, "You are trying to see my wife ? Sit back. I will drive.
MUTHU GOES TO HOTELMuthu went in a hotel. To wash hands he went to the washbasin. There he started washing the basin. Seeing this, the manager asked what was he doing. Muthu pointed towards the board "WASHBASIN "
MUTHU & INTERVIEWER - FINAL PARTInterviewer : Just imagine your in 20th floor in a building, it caught fire and how will you escape ? Muthu : It's simple.. I will just stop my imagination .. :)
Oh .. i forgot . the funniest part ..On a political rally Muthu was arrested. Why ???????????? Because, a woman journalist walking with a badge wrote "PRESS" on her right chest ... and he did it !
Caller: Hi, our printer is not working. Customer Service: What is wrong with it? Caller: Mouse is jammed. Customer Service: Mouse? And how it is related to printer? Caller: Mmmm.. Wait, I will send a picture. .......................................................................................................................... .......................................................................................... ................................................................................................... .......................................................................................................... ................................................................................................................ ..................................................................................................................... ......................................................................................................................... .......................................................................................................................... ..............................................................................................................................
Ah Beng bought a new mobile.He sent a message to everyone from his Phone Book & said,'My Mobile No. Has changed. Earlier it was Nokia 3310. Now it is 6610' ==================================== Ah Beng : I am a Proud, coz my son is in Medical College.Friend: Really, what is he studying.Ah Beng: No, he is not studying, they are Studying him. ========================================== Ah Beng : Doctor, in my dreams, I play football every night.DR: Take this tablet, you will be ok.Ah Beng : Can I take tomorrow, tonight is final game. =========================================== Ah Beng : If I die, will u remarry?Wife: No! I'll stay with my sister. But if I die will u remarry?Ah Beng : No, I'll also stay with your sister. ========================================= Ah Beng : People consider me as a 'GOD'Wife: How do you know??Ah Beng : When I went to the Park today, everybody said,Oh GOD! U have come again. =========================================== Ah Beng complained to the police: 'Sir, all items are missing, except the TV in my house.'Police: 'How the thief did not take TV?'Ah Beng : 'I was watching TV news...' ========================================= Ah Beng comes back 2 his car & find a note saying 'Parking Fine'He Writes a note and sticks it to a pole 'Thanks for compliment.'
============================================= How do you recognize Ah Beng in School?He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher erases the board. =============================================== Once Ah Beng was walking he had a glove on one hand and not on other.So the man asked him why he did so. He replied that the weather forecast announced that on one hand it would be cold and on the other hand it would be hot. ================================================== Ah Beng in a bar and his cellular phone rings. He picks it up and says 'Hello, how did you know I was here?'
=================================================== Ah Beng : Why are all these people running?Man - This is a race, the winner will get the cupAh Beng - If only the winner will get the cup, why others running? =================================================== Teacher: 'I killed a person' convert this sentence into future tenseAh Beng : The future tense is 'u will go to jail'
===================================================== Ah Beng told his servant: 'Go and water the plants!'Servant: 'It's already raining.'Ah Beng : 'So what? Take an umbrella and go.'
===================================================== A man asked Ah Beng why Ahmad Badawi goes walking in the Evening and not in the morning Ah Beng replied Ahmad Badawi is PM not AM
ahhhhh spm coming, but b4 that....mid yr 1st....T____T noooo....and i m banned from my comp....again...i think this is the 5th time i said it....swt....since i can't on9 for long....( i used other reasons to on the comp) the least i can do is to post up sum jokes for u guys ( and gurls)....hope u enjoy them ^_^wish everyone good luck in all events u guys participated ( sports, quiz, competition...etc..) and for form 3s' , pmr....form 5s' spm , seafieldians mid yr exam and also love life ( if any)....
Recycling...great....not that thing again....coz of pn d., we have to make posters, movable icons...and a jingle...n other stuff to encourage c'fieldians to recycle....haihz...however i had fun planning wif my classmates....pei qi invited me to the poster group so i accepted....end up helping out wif the poster....i draft sumthing out, ask her if its ok...she say np...so i get manila card from aziem n go home draw...( 2posters) i din do any hw that day...finished at 12.ooam....@_@...luckily it was acceptable...happy wif the result though^^.....-1 week of preparing for 5R week tml-...pls comment....thnx....btw... was lazy to colour the whole thing...so i oni shaded...XD
today....once again...i'll be distanced wif a fren again...we'll still be frens but i'll miss the days together....1st it was Ai Lin....now its Wan Yin....however, i still wish u all th best ^^ and hope u enjoy the environment at Shen Zhen...its not a bad place afterall...most of us wore blue today...hahaha...teacher wanted a colour theme for everyweek
life is full of unexpected things....sometimes something good happens..sometimes the opposite...and sometimes..its just plain....XD randomness symdrome...hahaha....
oh ya...finally done the sivik project...here's the result:
well..i m a normal gurl, livin' a normal life (wif lots of stress)..well i m quite short compare to my frens..sumtimes shy..BUT..I M AN ANIME FREAK!!~ XD i luv anime, manga n stuff like dat...well about my personality.i m not sure..so i guess u'll have to find out urself~
if u wana add me ( anime fan or not) go ahead >>>
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that's all i can say..hope u 'll like my blog~ thnx for visiting ^_^~
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